Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I will be naked everywhere
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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