I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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