Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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