i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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