Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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