I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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