great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
third nipple confirmed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
His nipple licking is glorious
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