I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you traded sex for a burrito?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
50% drunk capacity currently
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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