I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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