Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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