I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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