Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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