Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
