I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
