Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's blow job season.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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