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So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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