She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
