The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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