She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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