there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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