I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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