Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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