Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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