Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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