i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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