So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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