Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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