Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
