yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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