at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She is in my trunk
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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