Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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