doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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