I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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