She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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