I want to stick my p in your. b.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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