Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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