I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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