I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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