He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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