Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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