why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
