I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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