So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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