We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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