But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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