i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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