I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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