new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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