Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
