All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
should my penis look like a turkey
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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