I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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