I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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